One of the few truly native to Los Angeles.

In middle school, he memorized all of Depeche Mode's keyboard parts on his miniature Casio keyboard. With this awesome talent he became a magnet to women. Through this magnetism, he met his future wife.

Wakes up too early in the morning - obnoxiously upbeat about it.

Goes out of his way to make a joke but often finds himself the only one laughing.

Ryan's also on the multi-instrumenta-list. At age ten, he learned the clarinet in the school band after being turned down from his first choice of the sex-a-phone. Shortly after that, mom and pops gave him a tiny K-Mart keyboard and a classical guitar for his birthday.

From then on he was obsessed. His ancestry tree of musical outlets includes Going Stagg, Pragmatics, Troy Taroy, and Chika Chika to name a few. Started as a green seed, Ryan is now a magnificent Sequoia in the lush forest of Midnight Movies.